AISubs v3.7
Do you know that in order to enjoy your game, not only the person who makes it, but also the person who becomes the character of the game is important?
This is a documentary program of people who do special jobs every day in order to entertain you in such game characters.
Is it your first time?
It's my first time.
Oh, it's your first time.
Is it your first time?
I've been doing it for a while.
We've been doing it for a long time.
You've been doing it for a long time, haven't you?
I've been doing it for a long time.
It's changed recently, so people who did it before didn't know much about it.
Oh, I see.
I don't want people to know.
I understand.
Everyone thinks you're alone.
I'll do my best.
You're usually doing it, aren't you?
I'm not good at it.
That's right.
Isn't everyone cooler than me?
I'm like this.
What? Is the button like that?
Isn't that a spare for a game machine?
That's crazy.
It's a switch.
What? Really?
It's high quality.
Oh, my God.
It's starting.
Mario!
Hello?
You don't do that, do you?
Oh, my God.
What's this? Is it starting now?
It's about to start now.
This is how many pancakes you can get.
The star mark is three points.
It's pretty boring, isn't it?
It's pretty boring.
That's about it.
It's like a party, so it's a little more flashy.
It's one of many things.
Oh, I see.
Be careful of your hands. Your hands will show.
Oh, I see.
Here we go.
Three...
Two...
Five...
Is that it?
That's it.
There's a reward for counting.
Oh, I see.
Let's count.
Excuse me, is this a star?
Yes, it's a star.
What?
Oh, it's pretty ugly.
Here you go. I'll put it up.
Here you go.
I'll put it up.
Oh, I lost.
Oh, then you don't get a single win.
Three points.
Oh, I don't have time. I have a reward.
Get ready.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay!
I don't have much time, so...
There are many mini-games.
Oh, I see.
I don't know what you'll choose, so I'll just wait.
Okay.
I'd like you to think about it first.
Okay.
What do you want to cook?
There's something you can cook with a dice like this.
Oh, I see.
You can eat it.
I like it.
That's a delicious meat.
Oh, it's decided.
What's next?
The next one is here.
Hana-chan
Do you know "Hana-chan"?
It's like a caterpillar.
Yes, there is a yellow caterpillar.
You have to stroke it not to wake it up.
Oh, it's easy.
But we don't have technology for it.
It's just a computer program.
Sometimes you can do it in one go, and sometimes you can do it easily.
Oh, I see.
Yes, it's a little nervous.
Let's have him come here.
"Hana-chan", please tell me the time.
Hana-chan
Let me introduce myself. I'm "Hana-chan".
Oh, it's comfortable.
Oh, you're sleeping.
You're good at making roles.
I'm married.
"Hana-chan", you're married.
Yes, I'm married.
"Hana-chan" is the most comfortable.
Like this?
I see.
You can stroke it up to five times per person.
If you wake it up, you get zero points.
Oh, I see.
If you wake it up and stroke it the most times, you win.
Yes, I see.
I see.
Yes!
That's right.
Yes!
Let's go.
Yes!
Mario!
Yes!
I'm scared!
This is not good.
Let's go!
I'm scared!
(Laughing)
OK!
(Laughing)
Oh, I didn't take off my shoes.
(Laughing)
Let's go!
(Groaning)
OK!
Thank you for coming!
This is our new member.
Oh, new member!
Nice to meet you!
Today's song is "Zeterioku"
Yes!
But I've been doing it for a while now.
Yes!
It's a little difficult for me to score if you don't give me more feeling between petting and petting.
Oh, that's right!
I was surprised, too.
It's not something you can pet many times in a row.
Yes!
"S" "i" "chi"
"S" "i" "chi", right?
You got it wrong, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you'll finish it while you're at it.
I'll be careful.
I think you're done for today.
Oh, is the game over?
Yes!
OK, good night!
Next, our manager will go to Mario Maker.
Mario Maker is going to be released a lot.
(Laughing)
A lot of "bam, bam, bam"
Good night!
Take care!
Yes!
He has a wide back.
He looks strong.
He's a good guy.
This is the next one.
Okay.
I want you to look at it from a previous video.
At first, you will be hit, right?
What?
You have to hit one person before the demonstration starts.
I want you to look at it.
It depends on who you hit.
I think it's okay for beginners.
I think so, too.
If you hit me, I'll come forward and you'll hit me and the place will change.
I see.
Okay.
If you take a lot of pictures, you win.
It's a simple game.
Okay.
You can also hit me.
Okay.
Let's get ready.
I think you'll hit me.
Okay.
Great!
Yes! Yes!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Good work. - Good work.
- I'm going to collect them now. - Yes.
I think it's really quick in a game, but in a game, switching calculations are fast.
- Yes. - Yes.
One minute here is 0.1 seconds outside.
Let's slowly and accurately count them.
- Yes. - Yes.
- This is the first one. - Oh!
- Well, this is Wario-san's point. - Wario-san.
- It's good. - It's good.
- This is good. - This is good.
- And Luigi's point, right? - Yes, yes.
- And this is, well, Luigi's point. - Yes, thank you.
- I aimed too much for this pattern. - Oh, I see.
It's common.
- And next. - Oh!
- This is... - Oh, what's this?
- It's a rare pattern. - Yes.
- I have 3 points. - 3, 2...
- And Wario has 2 points. - 2, 0.
- That's it. - Oh.
Did you take a selfie?
- You two. - Where did the other two go?
- They just got caught. - Yes.
- And next. Oh, it's a good picture! - Oh!
- This is where you get confused! - Yes.
- Approximately, Wario has 3 points. - Yes.
- Wario has 2 points. - Yes.
- Luigi has 1 point. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Where did I go? - You were completely caught.
- You weren't there. - Yes.
- And next is this. - Oh!
- This is also a good picture! - Oh!
- Luigi has 3 points. - Yes.
- Wario has 2 points. - Yes.
- And Wario has 1 point. - Yes, 1 point.
- Is it easy to see? - Oh!
- I got it! - Oh!
- This is me with 3 points. - Yes.
- I think Wario has 2 points. - Yes.
- Luigi, you're not in the picture anymore. - Yes.
- Then Wario has 1 point. - Thank you.
- And lastly... - Oh!
- Wow! - What's this?
- This is Wario with 3 points. - Yes.
- And Wario has 2 points. - 2 points, right?
- Who's behind me? - Isn't that Mario?
- Oh, it's me! - It's Mario.
- Oh, then I have 1 point. - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
- But I'm calculating on my computer right now. - Yes.
- Then let's go to the result screen. - Yes!
- It's hard, isn't it? Well, how about you? - I'm tired. It's hard, isn't it? It's hard, isn't it? This game is hard. - That's right.
- Adults let children play in the rain and water like this. - Next time, I'll tell you to do this at random. - Yes, let's go.
- Okay, everyone, this is the last one. - Yes, this is a normal three-wheeler race.
- My butt hurts a little and it's dangerous. - I want to ride a normal bike.
- Three-wheeler is impossible. - Huh? - That's impossible. - That's weird.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Why? - It's just...
- Oh, you hit me. - You hit me.
- I don't think it has anything to do with trust. - No.
- Just do it. - I don't care if I win or lose. - Okay.
- Let's have fun. - Yes! - Let's go! - Yes!
Three, two, one, go!
- What's wrong with you? - You're fast!
Finish!
Not easy!
- Yes, it's over. - Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Well, it's a tough job, but you can see a child's happy smile, right? - Yes.
- I hope you can do your best from now on. - Yes. - Yes.
- Yes, thank you very much. - I quit.
- What? - Please look for the next ending.
- What? - What? - No, you can see a child's smile. - Thank you very much.
- I can't do it without you. - Thank you very much.
- Hey, it's over.
- What?
- Huh? - Hey you! Hey you!
- Hey! - Are you having sex?
- Sex! - Mamma mia!
- Hey, don't put it in suddenly! - I'm sorry.
- I was really embarrassed! - I'm sorry.
- These people are scary!